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Four bowlers

Four bowlers were out on the ‘Green’ practising. As one of them was about to bowl at the 15th end, which was next to a busy road, they saw a funeral precession go by. Instead of bowling, the bowler removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral had passed.
At this point, the other three said, “You know, that was the most touching thing I’ve ever seen.”
And the bowler answers, “Well, I was married to her for 15 years. It was the least I could do!”

Bowling balls

A little old man boards a bus with a bowling wood in each of his front pockets.

He sits down next to a beautiful young lady, and she can’t help but glance quizzically at the man and his bulging pockets. It’s an uneasy few minutes before, finally, the little old man can take no more.
“Bowling balls,” he nods reassuringly.

The lady seems a little shocked, and stares on. Moments later, she says: “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

"There's nothing wrong with saying hard luck!

Just learn to do it without the snigger."

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